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Tony Blair’s Gain is My Loss

This arrived today from someone who has been in irregular (in every sense of the world) correspondence with us about an internship. No other comment is possible or necessary.

Dear Arvind

I thank you immeasurably for taking my call recently, it was real kind of you to speak to me. I am real sorry I haven’t been real regular at being in touch. Not like me as I’m normally real regular at most things (except sometimes if I eat too little fruit). Anyhows I have been so busy of late because like you know my lil’ doggie Diana passed and I have been real distraught as I wasn’t even with her when she passed over to heaven as she was in the States. God bless her fluffy soul. Anyhows Charles and Elizabeth are now with me in Hackney town so I feel much better I have been reunited with two of my three fluffy babies again. They have settled in well with their new dog sitter and environment and we have found a nice route to walk in the mornings. They are getting on well with the English dog food and like the local dogs too. I will always hold a place in my heart for Diana but am taking each day as it comes and am getting stronger each day that passes without her. I say a little prayer to her at night when I cuddle up to Charles and Elizabeth and I find it comforting to talk to her too. I know life has to go on so I am trying my darndest to get on with it, but not without the occasional outbreak of crying a few times a day.

Anyhows what with the death of Diana I have had a real evaluation and reassessment and reconsideration of my life and have been thinking like real deeply philosophically and theologically and spiritually about my life as Diana’s death has made me realise that life is so short and can change at any moment. I have come to some real serious conclusions and thought I should update you Arvind Ethan David. I have decided that the television industry is real shallow and fake and not an environment I want to be placed in. I think that while it is a good place for some people that it just is not a good industry for someone as genuine, real, modest, intelligent and kind like myself. I have decided therefore that I am going to focus my mental and physical and psychological energies into contacting a member of Parliament and trying to get a cleaning job there as I think working in politics would be real cool to work with people who are intelligent and concerned with real issues, not just image. I am already doing well as I have posted an application letter and resume to Tony Blair as I stumbled across his address on the internet. I was real surprised to be able to find such private information on the world wide web. Tony lives in a real cute little street called Downing Street and I took my fluffy babies for a walk past it just to check it out and that it was in a good area as I find some parts of this London City real scary. I was recently walking past your office in Ealing and thought the area was not real pretty or nice to work in and looks a bit of a cheap place to work in so I am real excited about the potential of working in Downing Street.

Anyways Arvind thanks for all the time you have put in to me and for your enthusiastic emails offering me interviews and jobs and asking for my photo. I am pleased you got to have a little Mary-Lou in your life as I believe I bring a ray of blessed light into strangers lives. This is what my fluffy babies American vet told me. I am sorry I cannot work with you and please pass my apologies on to your whole company especially your boss Azuma and your colleague Cate. I hope you are all not too upset. You will get stronger day by day, that I can guarantee. Just think of it like I think of Diana - I will be going to work in a better place.

Good luck in your film career - I will pray Azuma will make you partner one day as you seem very suited to a life long career in film so should strive to make it to the top like her.

Good bye and god bless

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